aha

 *Wakes up in the middle of the night* 
Me: Please don't be 6am
   *1;48am* 
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
  *Shoves face back into pillow*

guccipoop:

Kush got me fucked up

ostracizedpoodle:

you’ll never be the blogger your father was

sherlocksmyth:

sherlocksmyth:

one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside

when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again